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Archive for June, 2011

On Again, Off Again

Jun 302011

No sooner does one amazing sale end, than another begins. It’s the Steam Summer Sale! Say goodbye to all your money. Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please! are part of the deal – 75% off again until the sale ends. GO GO GO!

Steam Sale Over

Jun 222011

Boo, the Steam Daily Deal is over, and as such the Ben There, Dan That!/ Time Gentlemen, Please! Double Pack is re-priced at a horrendously-expensive $5. Because we hate it when a party ends (we don’t really, we love it because staying up past 10pm is for young people with their trendy ill-fitting trousers and […]

Ben There, Dan That!/ Time Gentlemen, Please! Preposterously Cheap on Steam

Jun 212011

Steam have been running a series of amazing Daily Deals on some of their games – I’m pleased to announce that for TODAY ONLY the Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please! Double Pack is currently a whopping 75% off. That makes two whole entire games for, like, basically nothing. (EDIT: just over a […]

The Dangers of Crowdsourcing Ideas

Jun 192011

This morning, I set about designing some amazing new SIZE FIVE business cards. My old ones have Zombie Cow Studios written all over them, whoever they are. Anyway, I asked Twitter for some suggestions, and here’s what my cards would look like if I took them on board. NOT PICTURED: the flaming, gold-plated, razor-sharp edges […]

Dan and Ben in your Pants

Jun 152011

I receive a fairly-regular string of emails asking why Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please! aren’t available on iPhone/ Android/ Windows telephone devices. The answer’s generally pretty simple: they’re made using AGS, and until that’s portable to mobile devices there’s not much I can do. Believe it or not, though, some people are […]

Something Just Dawned on Me.

Jun 112011

Uh oh. I’m pretty sure this is way beyond my programming capabilities. This is all getting rather out of hand, isn’t it? Does anyone know how sunshine works?