Well, I couldn’t resist ordering a few. And here they are! Aren’t they simply magnificent? The sort of card you’d be proud to hand over at any high-powered business meeting! And valid for One Free Beer, to boot!
I’ve got twenty of them sitting here, signed and oh-so painfully LIMITED EDITION. I’ll give them away to whoever sends me the best Dan and Ben fan material. It can be whatever you like – everything from an MSPaint comic to a photo of some disturbing slashfic hastily scrawled on a piece of toilet paper. Or, if you’re actually talented, why not make us some real posters and stuff?
Email your entry to firstname.lastname@example.org to WIN BIG. Competition closes like whenever. My decisions are final. The free beer is redeemable only in person, so you’ll have to hunt me down in real life if you want tasty liquid.