So, the lengthily-titled ‘Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please! Double Pack’ is the Steam Daily Sale today! That means you get two amazing 84-Metacritic-Rated games for 80% off. < < click that Steam Logo to grab a copy now. Then come back and read why. That picture above is the thing I’m working [...]
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Size Five is Hiring: ARTISTS!
Mar 262012Well, an artist, technically. And “hiring” is probably a bit strong, too. I’m looking for a talented 2D artist to help out with some of The Swindle’s artwork. It’ll be a relaxed, work-from-home, freelance gig you can fit in around your real job. We can discuss money once I’ve fallen in love with your art [...]
Won a BAFTA, then.
Nov 282011All a bit weird, to be honest. Last night, Size Five Games was honoured with a BAFTA for our sex ed shoot-‘em-up romp Privates. If you go here and click on Learning- Secondary, you can see video footage of my bewildered, flabbergasted form stumble through an acceptance speech and interview. I don’t remember doing any [...]
#indieVisibility End of Year Awards
Nov 212011HEY INDIE DEVELOPERS: let’s go for a pint and do some hearty back-slapping while we’re at it. IMPORTANT: please do pay attention to the small print. Places are limited, so don’t book a ticket on the off-chance you might come, you’ll only be stopping someone else from coming. Tickets go to nominees as a priority, [...]
Steam version of Ben There, Dan That! updated to Special Edition
Sep 262011If you bought Ben There, Dan That! on Steam, your version has been updated free of charge. If you buy it through Steam from now on, you’ll get the Special Edition. If you absolutely love it to pieces and want to show your support, we always appreciate your money. It’s particularly helpful for rent and [...]
Announcing Ben There, Dan That! Special Edition
Sep 232011“We’ve George Lucased it right up”, developer proudly exclaims. Ben There, Dan That! has always been pleasingly great, but it needed a bit of extra oomph I couldn’t quite afford to do when it was first released. So then, like an AWOL George Lucas, I’ve hand-crafted a scrubbed-up SPECIAL EDITON version of the game. FEATURES: [...]
Introducing the GiANT Engine
Sep 152011“If I have seen a little further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants.” – Newton. You can’t be a developer these days unless you’ve got an engine and it’s got a clever name. That’s where Size Five’s custom GiANT Engine comes in. The GiANT engine is built on four core technologies, which [...]
“Dan and Ben Adventures” Posters Now Available
Aug 82011You can now buy these stylish Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please! posters from the Size Five Shop. Don’t be put off by the initial price, that’s for COLLOSSAL size. You can move it down to something more manageable and less rip-offy. Talking of which, my markup is 10% so this is practically [...]