Size Five Games

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Archive for the ‘Shilling’ Category

Advice to youTubers and Streamers, from a Dev

Jul 302015

Hello there! As you may know, I recently released The Swindle. It’s doing really well thank you, lots of people love it and it’s getting great reviews. PHEW. We’re all in this together – you’re good for me because you help spread the word of my game, and I’m good for you because I save […]

The Swindle: OUT NOW

Jul 282015

It’s been a long, weird road to this point. The Swindle’s been through two engines, been cancelled, resurrected, stripped bare and chopped about. But it’s done, and I’m so so happy with it. Reviews are coming in – 9/10 from Pocket Gamer, Recommended from Eurogamer, 80% from PC Gamer. What a relief. I worried people […]

The Swindle: Pre-Launch FAQ

Jul 202015

It’s weird at Size Five HQ at the moment. The Swindle is done and will be out in a week, and early feedback from The Press is extremely positive, which is exciting and making me tingly. My inbox is currently just a fucking disaster zone though. I like making games, and truthfully I quite enjoy […]

The Swindle: May Update

May 42015

MAY. How the hell is it MAY already? This game was going to be done by Christmas. Ah well. No sense in rushing, I suppose. The main news is the game’s ostensibly finished. All the levels, upgrades, cutscenes and baddies are in, and it’s been through a significant period of bug-fixing and balancing, to make […]

The Swindle is coming to Steam and Consoles

Feb 122015

I’m so incredibly excited and delighted to announce that The Swindle is coming to Steam, PS3, PS4, PSVita, XboxOne and WiiU. Release date is probably Summer 2015? Early summerish, hopefully. It’s still in development and I refuse to be rushed. I’ve been making indie games for over a decade now, which seems ridiculous because I’m […]

What a Difference a Day Makes…

Jan 152015

One of the great things about showing off The Swindle so far is how hilariously awful the placeholder Airship HQ graphics have been. It’s worked well, because I’ve shown it to people and they’ve tried to be polite when the game boots up despite it looking like arse, and then when the level kicks in […]

The Swindle: November Update

Nov 182014

Don’t worry! I haven’t cancelled it again. Not yet. Just thought it’d be nice to get down what’s going on behind the scenes here. Progress on the game is trundling along nicely; I’ve spent a lot of time worrying about the Final Mission, the big swindle everything’s building up to, and there’s some neat stuff […]

I have no idea what I’m doing.

Oct 312014

Busy day, yesterday. It’s one of the weird things about indie development, you spend month after month after month head down, nose to the grindstone, coding day-in, day-out, occasionally dicking about on Twitter. And then suddenly, what the fuck, I’m supposed to be a PR man, now? Promoting a new game is a bit like […]