Size Five Games



SIZE FIVE is a BAFTA-winning indie video game developer.

You can check out the games we've made below, find out a little more about us here, or join in our snazzy forums here.

You can also totally follow us on 'The Twitter': twitter.com/danthat

Archive for the ‘Stupid Idiot’ Category

HELLO TIM SCHAFER!

Mar 142012

Hello Tim Schafer! Hi! You don’t know me, we’ve never met. I saw you once at the Develop Conference in Brighton, but you wouldn’t have recognised me because I immediately ran in the opposite direction, giggling. Hello! So, now the Kickstarter’s over, I just thought it’d be nice to chip in my two cents about [...]

TEA & DEATH

Feb 42012

TEA & DEATH is a talk/ discussion I did at the first Bit of Alright game conference. It was about death in games, served with a lovely cup of calming tea so that no one got too freaked out about their own mortality. I think it went really well; I’m glad it wasn’t just me [...]

Won a BAFTA, then.

Nov 282011

All a bit weird, to be honest. Last night, Size Five Games was honoured with a BAFTA for our sex ed shoot-‘em-up romp Privates. If you go here and click on Learning- Secondary, you can see video footage of my bewildered, flabbergasted form stumble through an acceptance speech and interview. I don’t remember doing any [...]

#indieVisibility End of Year Awards

Nov 212011

HEY INDIE DEVELOPERS: let’s go for a pint and do some hearty back-slapping while we’re at it. IMPORTANT: please do pay attention to the small print. Places are limited, so don’t book a ticket on the off-chance you might come, you’ll only be stopping someone else from coming. Tickets go to nominees as a priority, [...]

Dan and Ben DEVELOPMENT EVENT EXTRAVAGANZA

Oct 62011

Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please! have seen something of a resurgence recently, with loads of new players thanks to the recent Steam Sale and the BTDT: Special Edition. That’s led to more than a few new requests for a third game. Ben and I have had a lot of trouble working out [...]

Steam version of Ben There, Dan That! updated to Special Edition

Sep 262011

If you bought Ben There, Dan That! on Steam, your version has been updated free of charge. If you buy it through Steam from now on, you’ll get the Special Edition. If you absolutely love it to pieces and want to show your support, we always appreciate your money. It’s particularly helpful for rent and [...]

#indieVisibility, 24th August 2011

Aug 252011

So, we did a little thing called #indieVisibility. What started as a desire to go for a crafty couple of beers with some of London’s finest Indie Developers somehow spiralled out of control and accidentally got a name and a Facebook page. With that, there were suddenly expectations and I was incredibly nervous about people [...]

Gibbage: Free-to-Play This Weekend

Aug 52011

Gibbage was free for a whole weekend. You missed it, I’m afraid. You can buy it here, it’s only a few quid.